Anyone who's ever read Katherine Dunn's award-winning masterpiece Geek Love, knows that flipper babies aren't just bad in a depressing sense, they're downright evil, and when left to their own devices they will form a cult of amputees and do all they can to defraud people using telekinesis.
And while many on the right feel that Reagan was instrumental in bringing down the Soviet Union and many in the Soviet Union credit The Beatles with their messages of love and freedom, the clear truth was that communism was destabilized by the plethora of evil flipper babies that came from Chernobyl.…
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