Like most rational people, I’ve spent the past 10 years hiding in a bunker drawing cartoons of Osama bin Laden getting raped by hell-pigs.
So when I heard about his death, I was elated and immediately switched from radio to televised news, predicting someone would mistake “Osama” for “Obama,” and within five minutes, Geraldo Rivera told the Fox News audience, “Obama is dead.” He quickly corrected himself and, following President Obama’s address, ended up hanging out with a bunch of shrieking college kids who had gathered outside the White House and were shouting, “Whoo! He’s dead!…
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