Hey gang, I have an idea. What say we all call our Sens. Mike Crapo and Jim Risch and ask them not to take part in trying to screw up President Barack Obama's agreement with Iran? You know?... so we don't end up going to war over there again and killing a bunch of their people and getting a bunch of our people killed? I bet they'd listen, don't you? I mean... why wouldn't they listen to the people who vote them into office and pay them some purdy darn good money to piddle around in Washington, D.C., drinking vodka toddies at those swank parties so as to relieve all that stress they get from feeling like they just have to go to all those swank parties?
And I don't think this is one of those things that regular Democrats and regular Republicans can never, ever agree on, do you? I mean... are you telling me that my regular Republican neighbors here in Idaho really, really want to get into another war in the Middle East?... waste all that money, all those lives?... especially since it's not my regular Republican neighbors who get all that campaign money from the weapons manufacturers and Israel too, probably, to make damn sure we never, ever find even a small measure of peace in that part of the world? I mean... why would my regular Republican neighbors here in Idaho not join with my regular Democrat neighbors and expect Sens. Crapo and Risch to actually stand on their own two feet this time?... to not be factory-stamped little McConnell monkeys spouting the same insipid shit about Neville Chamberlain and how Obama's caving to the Nazi Mullahs and how weak Obama is, all that crud that started vomiting from every Republican mouth with a camera on it from the minute the agreement was announced? I mean... it's almost as though the GOP response was planned long before there even was an agreement, isn't it ... and no matter what was decided, they would all be saying the same insipid shit?
I mean... don't you suppose just once?... just once, in their entire worthless careers?... Sens. Crapo and Risch could be their own men and not let themselves become just two more segments in the Republican human centipede?... especially since not three weeks ago, they made traitorous fools out of themselves by signing that letter threatening Iran that they…
And I don't think this is one of those things that regular Democrats and regular Republicans can never, ever agree on, do you? I mean... are you telling me that my regular Republican neighbors here in Idaho really, really want to get into another war in the Middle East?... waste all that money, all those lives?... especially since it's not my regular Republican neighbors who get all that campaign money from the weapons manufacturers and Israel too, probably, to make damn sure we never, ever find even a small measure of peace in that part of the world? I mean... why would my regular Republican neighbors here in Idaho not join with my regular Democrat neighbors and expect Sens. Crapo and Risch to actually stand on their own two feet this time?... to not be factory-stamped little McConnell monkeys spouting the same insipid shit about Neville Chamberlain and how Obama's caving to the Nazi Mullahs and how weak Obama is, all that crud that started vomiting from every Republican mouth with a camera on it from the minute the agreement was announced? I mean... it's almost as though the GOP response was planned long before there even was an agreement, isn't it ... and no matter what was decided, they would all be saying the same insipid shit?
I mean... don't you suppose just once?... just once, in their entire worthless careers?... Sens. Crapo and Risch could be their own men and not let themselves become just two more segments in the Republican human centipede?... especially since not three weeks ago, they made traitorous fools out of themselves by signing that letter threatening Iran that they…